- me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
- me: *has to google how to cook an egg*
a waitress could slit my throat and I’d still tip 15% i dont know how her day’s been yknow?
(Source: lesbianshadowcat, via museumwitch)
people who smile at you when you make eye contact with them are my favorite kind of people
(Source: werneris, via museumwitch)
picture this: me in the south of france on a balcony, in a slip dress, long beautiful hair blowing in the soft breeze, sipping a glass of fine wine. i’m accomplished and have documented my life in journals. the love of my life inspires me and we vacation here occasionally.
(via artbun)
